Reasons Not To Be Emo: Installment 3. (Religion of the Week? Happiness)Posted: January 24, 2008 41. Because my brakes are good enough that when a dumbass pulls out in front of me and stops, neither of us die. 42. Because Light Phish Food tastes almost as good as the regular kind. 43. Because the awkward means it’s working. 44. Because Rosetta Stone means it’s unnecessary for me to study for my spanish final. 45. Because Julieta Venegas sounds so darn happy when she’s bitchy.