Reasons to Not Be Emo Continued.Posted: February 8, 2008 56. Because I’m going to IHOP tomorrow 57. Because I have cupcakes downstairs 58. Because In-n-out was the most fun I’ve had all week. 59. Because so many of my reasons not to be emo revolve around food. 60. Because for the first time in a good 6 months, I’ve played my guitar at some point other than during my weekly lesson.